Masters Made, Heroes Created, Legends Forged

By Gizmo Goldscrap
Published on 2025-09-10 10:10:40

Week 4, folks. The dungeons are bleeding, the scores are stacking, and the salt mines are running overtime. We’ve already got Masters, Heroes, and even a shiny new Legend walking around like they own the place. Some of you are blazing across multiple characters, others are clinging to one like it’s your last flask in the raid. Either way, Gizmo’s got the clipboard, the sass, and the receipts—so let’s dive in.

The Rules (in case your goldfish brain forgot)

• Keystone Master Supreme: 2000 rating in one (or more) challenges
• Keystone Hero Supreme: 2500 rating in one (or more) challenges
• Keystone Legend Supreme: 3000 rating in one (or more) challenges

News & Rumors

Alex rage-quit the Supreme challenge faster than a pug tank pulling three packs without CDs. Why? Because his healer score was a big, fat zero last week. Guess someone didn’t appreciate Gizmo’s motivational feedback. (Spoiler: it’s still zero.)

Masters, Heroes, and Legends

Oh boy, do we got some shiny new trophies on the shelf:

• Mooch went on a tear. Master Supreme with Macheteclaw (druid DPS), Drachete (evoker healer), and Deathchete (DK tank). Then he slapped on Hero Supreme with the same trio. And because he’s apparently allergic to free time, he pushed Macheteclaw all the way to Legend with a 3057 rating. Calm down, Mooch, leave some score for the rest of the guild.

• Catbab wasn’t about to let Mooch hog the spotlight. Hero Supreme+ on the whole Cat Pack: Themeowmeow (DK melee DPS), Catbab (warlock ranged DPS), Grumbleblump (shaman healer), and Mskitty (DH tank). Somebody’s been clawing up the ladder hard.

• Xytrixz joined the fray too, checking off Master Supreme+ with Xydemon (DH melee DPS), Xytrixzmage (mage ranged DPS), Xytrixzm (monk healer), and Xydemon (DH tank). That’s right—double demon hunter, because one wasn’t enough.

• Alex may have bailed on Supreme, but Free-For-All? Different story. He scored Master there with Sykke (mage), Myxira (monk), Sykae (paladin), and Croxxie (warrior). Notice the pattern? Yep—no healers detected. Coincidence? I think not.

Big congrats to everyone—seriously, four weeks in and we’ve already got Masters, Heroes, and even a Legend. The season’s still young, so keep climbing. Or don’t, and give me more zeros to laugh at.

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Standings

Supreme & Supreme+ — One-Tricks Anonymous

Week 4 check-in: turns out Supreme and Supreme+ are basically twins. Stale, flat, and stuffed with one-character wonders. Gizmo expected fireworks — got a wet matchstick instead.

• Faerlina at least made some noise, stacking a 2993 tank rating while leaving healer at a depressing zero and DPS at “casual dabble” levels. Respect for the tank grind, roast for the rest.

• Neek tried to spread out: Nevyrah clocking in at 2849 ranged DPS, Razanth with a baby 461 melee DPS, and healer/tank untouched. Half effort, half clap.

• North put up 2384 melee DPS on Lucifearo and even logged into tank spec for a pity 238 rating. A participation trophy if I’ve ever seen one.

And the rest?

• Epedemik — healer only. Still.
• Marty — one tune on repeat, the alts gathering dust.
• Rantheza — welcome to the Solo Main Club, population: you.

So yeah, both brackets are looking stale. The only real difference between Supreme and Supreme+ right now is how much salt Gizmo sprinkles when writing these notes.

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Free-For-All — Herding Cats (and Hunters)

Last week, Gizmo called out some slackers. This week? Mixed bag. Some woke up, some are still asleep at the keyboard.

• Daks — still rocking just the hunter at 2792. Not even Legend yet. Alts? Apparently locked in the basement.
• Ru — actually busy! Ruana (main hunter) at 2947, Rumirrortoo (second hunter, because why stop at one?) at 2457, and Zoeyix at 158. Pro tip: if you want people to think it’s a melee hunter, don’t name it like a rogue.
• Potato — upped her game. Potato the priest at 2739, Corallna the hunter at 2253, and Cement the shaman at 165. Solid spread—except Cement, who sounds more like building material than a character.

And now, the “big boards” from the screenshots:

• Iva — Ivadk at 2993 carrying the whole team, Ivaknife at 1203, Blugh at 787, Ivaspear at 459, and Ivatail at 566. A whole buffet of alts, but the DK is doing all the heavy lifting.

• The Kat Pack™ — Gnamethistle 2992, Miamiao 2548, Katchi 1485, Katkick 401, Katastrophe 0. A whole menagerie of cats, but clearly some are strays.

• Neek — Nevyrah 2849, Seladona 2207, Razanth 461, Neektharion 405, Zurahan 0. Two solid characters, two meh, and one MIA. That’s… balance?

So yeah, Free-For-All’s looking healthier than Supreme this week. Still, a lot of alts out here are suffering from severe neglect syndrome. Gizmo prescribes: play them, or at least feed them once in a while.

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Healer All-Star — One Halo, One Lonely Kat

The healer challenge: get Master, Hero, or Legend on every healer in your roster. Sounds noble, right? Yeah, well, only one of you is actually putting in the work.

• Marty — busy bee. Asibia at 2207, Unamithil at 2847, Eliarien at 2160, Zalvadora at 2119, Dinagosa at 2053. Even Hanmorra crawled to 335. Vulph still at zero, but hey, six out of seven ain’t bad. That’s a whole healer buffet, and Marty’s shoveling points onto the plate.

• Kat — not so much. Amoothistle, Amethystle, Ivatotem, Thistlebear, Amestrasza… all at a glorious zero. The only one carrying the weight? Gnamethistle at 2992. Kat, you’ve got more healers benched than actually playing. At this point Gizmo’s not sure if it’s a strategy or a cry for help.

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Tank All-Star — Faerlina’s Fortress

On the tank side, Faerlina is still holding it down.

• Faerlina the monk at 2993, Dejavuwu the DH at 2591, Helliglys the paladin at 2306. That’s three tanks already deep in the challenge.
• Xepros the warrior only has 241, and Smolegg the DK plus Storkatt the druid are both at 0.

But hey, three out of six with real scores is still stronger than most rosters in the guild. Gizmo’s verdict? Faerlina’s basically soloing this leaderboard with one hand on the wheel.

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Single Character High Rollers — The Top 6

And finally, the scoreboard royalty. These maniacs cranked one toon so hard they’re practically soloing the ladder.

1. Skirlink (Skirlink) — 3140. Sitting at the top like it’s a throne. That’s not just a high roller, that’s the house always winning.
2. Macheteclaw (Mooch) — 3057. Right behind, sharp enough to cut through the scoreboard. Mooch’s druid is basically printing points.
3. Catbab (Catbab) — 3031. Cat’s outta the bag, and it’s shredding the charts.
4. Ivadk (Iva) — 2993. Death Knight? More like Debt Collector, because they’re taking everyone else’s spot.
5. Faerlina (Faerlina) — 2993. Tanking the damage, tanking the leaderboard, and tanking Gizmo’s patience.
6. Gnamethistle (Kat) — 2992. Barely clinging to sixth. But hey, 2992 still means your name’s in lights.

Six names, six big scores, six reminders that sometimes it only takes one character to make everyone else look lazy.

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Outro

Four weeks in and the board’s already stacked with Masters, Heroes, and even a shiny Legend strutting around like they own the place. Some of you are spreading the love across alts, others are hard-committed to that one special toon — either way, Gizmo’s got the clipboard, the sass, and the receipts.

And remember: it’s not too late to sign up. The season’s still rolling, and your chance to climb, flop, or get roasted lives on. Head over to the Mythic+ channel in Discord — pinned message has all the juicy details.

See you in the dungeons, slackers.

— Gizmo Goldscrap