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Masters Made, Heroes Created, Legends Forged

Published on 2025-09-10 10:10:40

Week 4, folks. The dungeons are bleeding, the scores are stacking, and the salt mines are running overtime. We’ve already got Masters, Heroes, and even a shiny new Legend walking around like they own the place. Some of you are blazing across multiple characters, others are clinging to one like it’s your last flask in the raid. Either way, Gizmo’s got the clipboard, the sass, and the receipts—so let’s dive in.