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Potato Ascends, North Descends, and Gizmo Judges Everyone
Published on 2025-12-03 10:12:40
It’s been a hot minute since Gizmo last crawled out of his data-mine bunker to deliver one of these updates. Why? Because the end-of-expansion lull has been thicker than ogre stew. People are tired, scores are stagnant, and half the roster has mysteriously “decided to catch up on single-player games.” Right. But this week, things actually happened. Movements. Progress. Drama.