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Where are the healers? A weekly mystery

Published on 2025-10-29 09:49:34

Listen up, ya beautiful disasters! It's your favorite goblin with the TRUTH BOMBS, coming at ya with another weekly report of triumph, tragedy, and mostly MEDIOCRITY!

Gizmo's Weekly Mythic+ Beat-Down (Let-Down Edition)

Published on 2025-10-22 09:49:41

Happy vault day, heroes! And I use that term very loosely for some of you. Because let\'s be real—have you actually been running keys this week? Or did I catch you red-handed farming transmog in Legion Remix like it\'s a fashion show instead of push week?

Gizmo's Back, Baby! (And You Better Have My Money... I Mean, My Keys!)

Published on 2025-10-15 10:58:36

Well, well, well! Your favorite goblin caster is back in the business, and let me tell you - it's been a rough couple of weeks!

Potato Shows How It’s Done, Daks Doesn’t

Published on 2025-09-17 09:43:12

Week 5, baby! Time flies when you’re watching half the guild crawl toward their ratings like snails in quicksand. But hey, some of you actually remembered to push keys this week, so I don’t have to light *all* the torches. Grab your potions, tighten your belts, and let’s see who’s worth roasting and who’s worth bragging about.

Masters Made, Heroes Created, Legends Forged

Published on 2025-09-10 10:10:40

Week 4, folks. The dungeons are bleeding, the scores are stacking, and the salt mines are running overtime. We’ve already got Masters, Heroes, and even a shiny new Legend walking around like they own the place. Some of you are blazing across multiple characters, others are clinging to one like it’s your last flask in the raid. Either way, Gizmo’s got the clipboard, the sass, and the receipts—so let’s dive in.

Masters Made, Zeros Exposed, Raids Cleared

Published on 2025-09-03 09:57:55

Alright, grease-monkeys and keystone junkies, gather ‘round—Gizmo Goldscrap here with your Week 3 Update!

Week 2: Claws Out, Scores Up

Published on 2025-08-27 10:02:36

Welcome back, ya gluttons for punishment! Week 2 of the Keystone Challenge is here, and I gotta say—you lot are keeping me busier than a goblin auctioneer on payday. Scores climbing, names changing, new challengers crawling out of the woodwork… and me? I’m just here with my clipboard, counting your wins, losses, and questionable life choices.

Timezones, Tooth Claws & Trophies

Published on 2025-08-20 09:56:43

Well, well, well. Look who\'s still alive. Welcome back to another thrilling, soul-crushing, score-sniffing week of the Keystone Challenge: Season 3 – War Within Edition. The servers are humming, the keys are rolling, and somewhere in the shadows, Macheteclaw is hard-carrying a pack of sleepy DPS who still think interrupts are optional.\r\n

Season 3 of The War Within – Let the Mayhem Begin!

Published on 2025-08-13 08:09:27

Strap in, buttercups. Season 3 is here, and I’m already seeing more sign-ups than a half-off sale at the goblin gold exchange.

We’re LIVE, Baby!

Published on 2025-07-23 15:17:10

Hold onto your sockets and polish those keystones because the new Mythic Mayhem website is officially LIVE!

Gizmo Goldscrap’s Supreme Season 2 Send-Off

Published on 2025-07-16 10:22:34

Well, well, well… look at you beautiful bastards, making it through another season of dungeons, deaths, and questionable life choices. Gizmo’s ink is dry, my voice is hoarse, and my heart is full (of gold coins, obviously). Let’s hand out some titles and drag a few people along the way, shall we?