Gizmo Goldscrap’s Supreme Season 2 Send-Off

By Gizmo Goldscrap
Published on 2025-07-16 10:22:34

Well, well, well… look at you beautiful bastards, making it through another season of dungeons, deaths, and questionable life choices. Gizmo’s ink is dry, my voice is hoarse, and my heart is full (of gold coins, obviously). Let’s hand out some titles and drag a few people along the way, shall we?

Keystone Supreme Titles

Keystone Master Supreme Alex, Faerlina, SimplyEdvin They clocked 2k in every role like it was a casual stroll through Orgrimmar. Consistency, skill, and probably unhealthy amounts of caffeine.

Keystone Hero Supreme Marty, North 2.5k across the board. Marty took the scenic route (with bathroom breaks), while North made it look way too easy.

Keystone Legend Supreme Macheteclaw You heard me. Legend. He clawed past 3k+ in every role and then dropped a spicy 3326 DPS rating just to make North sweat.

Close but No Cigar

Cham, Gnamethistle, Neek Cham and Kat flirted shamelessly with greatness but ghosted the finish line like a bad Tinder date. And Neek? Oh, Neek gave us a show. With Neektharion’s healer robes flapping dramatically, he pulled a sweaty, last-minute sprint for glory. The man nearly made it—but alas, the cigar remains unlit.

Not Close At All

Jakelee On paternity leave. A solid excuse—but not enough to escape my goblin judgment.

Individual Awards

Highest Healer – Gnamethistle (3315) Kat’s heals are so smooth even I’d let her top me off.

Highest Tank – Faerlina (3315) This man tanks like a brick wall dipped in sass. Beautiful.

Highest DPS – Macheteclaw (3326) The DPS race was tighter than North’s tank cooldowns—only 0.2 points separated them until Machete’s late surge. The druid gets the crown… but North’s still my favorite. (Don’t tell him.)

Final Gizmo Thoughts

Season 2 had it all: drama, sweat, last-minute pushes, and a metric ton of death runs. I laughed, I cried, I looted. You should all be proud (except you, Jakelee… you know why).

Season 3? I expect more keys, more chaos, and maybe—just maybe—less fire standing. Don’t make me bring out the charts again.

That’s a Wrap, Legends!

Sign-ups for Season 3 will begin soon™. Sharpen your blades, polish your shields, and maybe level a healer this time (I’m looking at you, Cham :eyes:).

Oh, and don’t think you’re off the hook yet. The official season isn’t over—so you can still push your scores. We’re just done covering it because, let’s face it, I’ve earned my cocktail on the beach. But don’t slack too hard; your post-season scores will be saved and might just earn you some spicy achievement bling on mythicmayhem.club later.