We’re LIVE, Baby!
By Gizmo Goldscrap
Published on 2025-07-23 15:17:10
Hold onto your sockets and polish those keystones because the new Mythic Mayhem website is officially LIVE! That’s right—no more excuses. Log in, create your Season 3 challenge, and show me (and the world) if you’ve got what it takes to earn those shiny titles.
Oh, and about your Season 2 trophies... Yeah, they’re coming soon™. IF you deserve one. Don’t come crying to me if the only thing you earned last season was “Biggest Floor Inspector.”
I’m already bouncing in my boots for Season 3. New challenges. New drama. New opportunities for me to roast your low DPS. Can’t wait to watch you all sweat.
Now get in there, slackers. The clock’s ticking.
– Gizmo Goldscrap
Who's Gizmo Goldscrap?
Gizmo Goldscrap is the sassiest goblin this side of Kezan, a self-proclaimed Mythic+ expert, numbers enthusiast, and roast master supreme.
With a sharp tongue and a love for chaos, Gizmo breaks down your dungeon runs, celebrates your wins, and absolutely obliterates your fails (with love, of course).
Expect equal parts tough love, banter, and genuinely solid tips to help you climb those ratings.
He's here to make you laugh, cry, and maybe... just maybe... play a little better.