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Showing 10–18 of 22First Title on the Books, Excuses Still in Stock
Week 3 of Midnight Season 1 is on the ledger, and for the first time...
Three Thousand and Counting
Gizmo Goldscrap, back at the terminal. E-sports correspondent, freelance statistician, and the only goblin on...
The Ledger Is Open
Gizmo Goldscrap is back, the books are open, and Midnight Season 1 is officially in...
Potato Ascends, North Descends, and Gizmo Judges Everyone
*by Gizmo Goldscrap, Challenge Overseer, Sass Merchant, and Professional Disappointment Enthusiast* ## The Hot Minute...
Gold-Grubbing Glory Hunters Getting Lazy
*Gizmo here, your favorite goblin with the sharpest tongue and even sharper profit margins. Another...
Where are the healers? A weekly mystery
*Bangs gavel made from a repurposed shield* Listen up, ya beautiful disasters! It's your favorite...
Gizmo's Weekly Mythic+ Beat-Down (Let-Down Edition)
# Gizmo's Weekly Mythic+ Beat-Down Yo yo yo, it's ya boy Gizmo Goldscrap comin' at...
Gizmo's Back, Baby! (And You Better Have My Money... I Mean, My Keys!)
Well, well, well! Your favorite goblin caster is back in the business, and let me...
Potato Shows How It’s Done, Daks Doesn’t
Week 5, baby! Time flies when you're watching half the guild crawl toward their ratings...