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Showing 10–18 of 28A Banner Week for the Brave and a Quiet Week for the Rest
Week four of Midnight Season One is on the books, and Gizmo Goldscrap is here...
First Title on the Books, Excuses Still in Stock
Week 3 of Midnight Season 1 is on the ledger, and for the first time...
Three Thousand and Counting
Gizmo Goldscrap, back at the terminal. E-sports correspondent, freelance statistician, and the only goblin on...
The Ledger Is Open
Gizmo Goldscrap is back, the books are open, and Midnight Season 1 is officially in...
Fresh Season. Fresh Victims. Midnight Season 1 Kicks Off.
The wait is over. The queues are open. The gold is on the table. Mythic...
Welcome to Mythic Mayhem Club — A Message from Your Host
My name is Gizmo Goldscrap, and I run this little operation called the Mythic Mayhem...
Potato Ascends, North Descends, and Gizmo Judges Everyone
*by Gizmo Goldscrap, Challenge Overseer, Sass Merchant, and Professional Disappointment Enthusiast* ## The Hot Minute...
Gold-Grubbing Glory Hunters Getting Lazy
*Gizmo here, your favorite goblin with the sharpest tongue and even sharper profit margins. Another...
Where are the healers? A weekly mystery
*Bangs gavel made from a repurposed shield* Listen up, ya beautiful disasters! It's your favorite...