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Weekly Rant · 5 min read

Gizmo's Weekly Mythic+ Beat-Down (Let-Down Edition)

# Gizmo's Weekly Mythic+ Beat-Down Yo yo yo, it's ya boy Gizmo Goldscrap comin' at...

Weekly Rant · 11 min read

Gizmo's Back, Baby! (And You Better Have My Money... I Mean, My Keys!)

Well, well, well! Your favorite goblin caster is back in the business, and let me...

Weekly Rant · 7 min read

Potato Shows How It’s Done, Daks Doesn’t

Week 5, baby! Time flies when you're watching half the guild crawl toward their ratings...

Weekly Rant · 6 min read

Masters Made, Heroes Created, Legends Forged

Week 4, folks. The dungeons are bleeding, the scores are stacking, and the salt mines...

Weekly Rant · 5 min read

Masters Made, Zeros Exposed, Raids Cleared

Alright, grease-monkeys and keystone junkies, gather 'round—Gizmo Goldscrap here with your Week 3 Update! ###...

Weekly Rant · 7 min read

Week 2: Claws Out, Scores Up

Welcome back, ya gluttons for punishment! Week 2 of the Keystone Challenge is here, and...

Weekly Rant · 5 min read

Timezones, Tooth Claws & Trophies

Well, well, well. Look who's still alive. Welcome back to another thrilling, soul-crushing, score-sniffing week...

General information · 2 min read

Season 3 of The War Within – Let the Mayhem Begin!

Strap in, buttercups. Season 3 is here, and I'm already seeing more sign-ups than a...

General information · 1 min read

We’re LIVE, Baby!

Hold onto your sockets and polish those keystones because the new **Mythic Mayhem** website is...

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