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Weekly breakdowns of who climbed, who slipped, and who owes me an explanation. Newest first.
The Fish Are Biting, the Scores Are Not
Two mythic kills, a fishing leaderboard with no business being this competitive, and the weekly audit of who pushed their rating and who just pushed their luck. Gizmo Goldscrap opens...
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Showing 1–9 of 28Somebody Finally Paid Their Tab
Week six of the Midnight Season 2 audit is closed, and for once the credits...
The Rounding Error Strikes Back: Week 3 in Numbers
Last week it was a rounding dispute. This week it's a full audit — two...
BlizzCon Alibi: Where Were You When the Keys Dropped
Another weekend, another audit season, and I, Gizmo Goldscrap, Chief Ledger Officer of this fine...
Week 3 Audit: New Blood, Old Excuses
Gizmo Goldscrap here, Chief Ledger Officer of this fine establishment, back with another audit of...
Progress, Panic, and One Very Expensive Fishing Trip
Gizmo Goldscrap cracks open the ledger for week two of Midnight Season 2 — and...
Gizmo's Opening Balance — Season 2 Kicks Off
Season 2 has opened for business, the ledgers are freshly inked, and your resident goblin...
The Final Tally: Midnight Season One Goes to the Archives
Look — I know, I know. The goblin's been quiet. No weekly dispatches, no ledger...
The Ledger Doesn't Care About Your Social Life
Welcome back to the only financial recap in Azeroth where the numbers are real, the...
The Clock is Ticking — Six Weeks, No Excuses
Gizmo Goldscrap here — Chief Ledger Officer, sardonic goblin correspondent, and the only e-sports caster...