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The Fish Are Biting, the Scores Are Not
Two mythic kills, a fishing leaderboard with no business being this competitive, and the weekly audit of who pushed their rating and who just pushed their luck. Gizmo Goldscrap opens...
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Showing 1–9 of 22Somebody Finally Paid Their Tab
Week six of the Midnight Season 2 audit is closed, and for once the credits...
The Rounding Error Strikes Back: Week 3 in Numbers
Last week it was a rounding dispute. This week it's a full audit — two...
BlizzCon Alibi: Where Were You When the Keys Dropped
Another weekend, another audit season, and I, Gizmo Goldscrap, Chief Ledger Officer of this fine...
Week 3 Audit: New Blood, Old Excuses
Gizmo Goldscrap here, Chief Ledger Officer of this fine establishment, back with another audit of...
Progress, Panic, and One Very Expensive Fishing Trip
Gizmo Goldscrap cracks open the ledger for week two of Midnight Season 2 — and...
Gizmo's Opening Balance — Season 2 Kicks Off
Season 2 has opened for business, the ledgers are freshly inked, and your resident goblin...
The Ledger Doesn't Care About Your Social Life
Welcome back to the only financial recap in Azeroth where the numbers are real, the...
The Clock is Ticking — Six Weeks, No Excuses
Gizmo Goldscrap here — Chief Ledger Officer, sardonic goblin correspondent, and the only e-sports caster...
A Banner Week for the Brave and a Quiet Week for the Rest
Week four of Midnight Season One is on the books, and Gizmo Goldscrap is here...